If you’re in need of a slow, steady snuggle, this life-sized sloth is here to fill the void—literally. Standing at 90cm tall with soft polyester fur and velcro hands, he’s built for full-sized hugs and won’t let go (unless you ask nicely). Whether it’s for a kid, a partner, or just your couch, this laid-back cuddle buddy is the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good squeeze.

He loves you slow much—and he means it.